ልጅ ጠዋትም ማታም ቀንም ሽሮ መብላት አንገሽግሾት ተማሯል; እናት ደግም ለሌው ነገር አቅም የላቸውም ይህንንም እየተባረሩ ነው የሚቃመሱት;

ይሁን እንጂ ጎረምሳው ሽሮ በቀረበለት ቁጥር ይነጫነጫል፤  አንድ ቀን ምርር ብሎ "" እንዲያው ነጋ ጠባ ሽሮ ብቻ ነው እንዴ እዚህ ቤት ... አሁንስ በዛ እያለ ይነጫነጫል;

እናትም መልሰው ፡ጥጋበኛ ከነሱውም እንዳታጣው ጥጋብ ነው ጥጋብ ቢርብህማ ጥርግ አርገህ ትበላት ነበር ተወው አትብላ ተወው... ተውው ይላሉ..

ልጅም ብስጭትጭት ብሎ ምነው ይህን ሽሮ ኤድስ ቢይዘው ምናለበት እንግላገል ነበር ሲል ምሬቱ ሲያሰማ የዋዛ ያልሆኑት እናትም ... ምን ቸገረኝ ..በኮዶምም ቢሆን  ትበላታለሃ አሉና የሚነጫነጨውንም ልጅ ሳይቀር አስቅውታል....


"BIO HUMUOR"

A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class.
He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following:
He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the
bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl
alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if
anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.


A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said: "You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms." qoutes OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away


A stranger has to pull his car aside the road because there are sheep crossing the road. He gets out of his car bored and asks the sheppard: "If I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I have one of them?". The Sheppard says yes because he thinks the stranger will never guess exactly the right number. After a while the stranger says: "165 sheep". Surprised the sheppard says: "Ok, pick one". The stranger chooses one of the animals and when he gets into his car again, the sheppard says: "If I can guess your profession, can I get my animal back then?". "OK," says the stranger. "You're a theoretical biologist, and now give me my dog back..."


Dating Dinosaur Bones Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"


The guard replies, "They are 73 million, four years, and six months old." "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so precisely?" The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were seventy three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago."


Why did the chicken cross the road? Darwin: A1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. A2: The fittest chickens cross the road. From: Stan Kegel A3: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.


Q :Why did the chicken cross the road? Evolutionist: Pure chance. Evolutionist: Only the fittest chickens survive crossing the road. Creationist: God created the chicken on the other side of the road. There is no proof it ever was on this side.